{"product_id":"jestik-dont-be-a-cuntasaurous-glow-in-the-dark-embroidery-patch","title":"Jestik Don't Be A Cuntasaurous Glow in The Dark Embroidery Patch -  EMB-GID Cuntasaurous","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"a-size-base-plus a-text-bold\"\u003eAbout this item\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e🐱🐉 Vibrant \u0026amp; Humorous Design: Bursting with colorful embroidery, this \"Don't Be A Cuntasaurous\" military tactical patch adds a playful touch to your gear, measuring at 3\" x 3\".\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e🐱🐉 Glow in the Dark Embroidery Morale Patch: Charge it up under light and watch it glow! This glow patch for vest or backpack adds nighttime visibility and a cool effect for late-night missions or festivals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e🐱🐉 Tactical Patch for Backpack or Vest: Designed with durability in mind, this waterproof tactical patch is ideal for backpacks, plate carriers, range bags, and more—built for the field or the street.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e🐱🐉 Funny Military Patch with Attitude: A humorous take on classic military morale funny patches, this cute morale patch adds personality to your tactical setup or everyday carry gear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e🐱🐉 Hook and Loop Backing – Easy to Swap: This hook and loop funny patch easily attaches to any compatible surface. Switch it between your tactical vest, hat, jacket, or gear bag in seconds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"celwidget aplus-module premium-module-2-fullbackground-image aplus-premium\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-aplus premium-aplus-module-2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"a-text-center aplus-container-3 aplus-h1 a-text-bold\"\u003eGlow in the Dark Funny Embroidered Patches with Hook \u0026amp; Loop Fastener\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-background-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none background-image\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"tactical jacket bag backpack dog vest lunch military cute patches patch velcro stickers funny\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/S\/aplus-media-library-service-media\/b0d48ca1-6490-45c5-9d49-f118bdc64cf2.__CR0,12,1464,600_PT0_SX1464_V1___.jpg\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"celwidget aplus-module premium-module-2-fullbackground-image aplus-premium\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-aplus premium-aplus-module-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-background-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none background-image\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"cool patches cute a positive velcro patch medical sticker tactical funny custom with iron-on med\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/S\/aplus-media-library-service-media\/d6fb6ad4-510b-4b50-9df8-7aa6e98cf58f.__CR0,12,1464,600_PT0_SX1464_V1___.jpg\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"celwidget aplus-module premium-module-2-fullbackground-image aplus-premium\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-aplus premium-aplus-module-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-background-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none background-image\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"embroidered patches patch embroidery iron on for clothes tactical cute jacket a positive velcro\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/S\/aplus-media-library-service-media\/29409c95-0758-4f06-b692-4c625bd92807.__CR0,12,1464,600_PT0_SX1464_V1___.jpg\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"celwidget aplus-module premium-module-2-fullbackground-image aplus-premium\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-aplus premium-aplus-module-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-background-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none background-image\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"cool patches funny medical patch cute tactical sew on sticker clothes military hat embroidery\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/S\/aplus-media-library-service-media\/2b201814-5b94-45ee-b5af-2c63cbc02f01.__CR0,12,1464,600_PT0_SX1464_V1___.jpg\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"celwidget aplus-module premium-module-2-fullbackground-image aplus-premium\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-aplus premium-aplus-module-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-background-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none background-image\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"glow in the dark tactical patch never better skeleton glow-in-the-dark military morale patches\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/S\/aplus-media-library-service-media\/62a59bb4-3ed3-4aaa-b4c7-5679e3b03f4f.__CR0,12,1464,600_PT0_SX1464_V1___.jpg\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"celwidget aplus-module premium-module-15-text aplus-premium\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-aplus premium-aplus-module-15\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-aplus-15-heading\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"description\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eGlow in the Dark Embroidery Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"description\"\u003eVersatile for any occasion, this glow in the dark embroidered patch adds playful flair to backpacks, caps, jackets, and more. With a durable hook backing, it effortlessly elevates your style while showcasing your appreciation for tactical accessories. Ideal for covering holes or expressing individuality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"description\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eLights On, Glow Strong\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"description\"\u003eBuilt with ultra-bright, long-lasting phosphorescence, this glow patch for vest ensures you stay visible when it matters most. Whether you're on duty, off-grid, or at the range, your gear stays lit—literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"description\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eBuilt for Action Anywhere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"description\"\u003eCrafted with meticulous embroidery and tough rayon thread, this humorous military patch boasts exceptional durability. The merrow edge ensures long-lasting wear, making it a practical choice for adding a playful touch to your tactical gear, backpacks, jackets, and more. Embrace the fusion of style and resilience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"description\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eStick It. Swap It. Style It.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"description\"\u003eEffortlessly elevate your gear with this vibrant morale patch featuring a convenient hook-and-loop fastener backing. Seamlessly attach it to any loop surface, instantly adding a playful touch to backpacks, caps, jackets, and more. Experience unparalleled versatility and ease of application with this durable embroidered patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"description\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eFunny, Tactical, Totally You\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"description\"\u003eExperience the versatility of our military-grade morale patches. Durable embroidery and hook fasteners allow seamless attachment to backpacks, jackets, and more. Elevate your gear with vibrant designs that blend functionality and self-expression. Embrace patches in action for unparalleled style and durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Jestik","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47856260776041,"sku":"EMB-GID Cuntasaurous","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1354\/6667\/files\/1_719bd531-0203-456b-8ca9-3b7229b3a045.jpg?v=1785532250","url":"https:\/\/www.jestik.com\/products\/jestik-dont-be-a-cuntasaurous-glow-in-the-dark-embroidery-patch","provider":"Jestik, Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}